Aapka Gotra Kya Hai ? – Zakir Hussain, Abhimanyu Singh | Amazon Prime Video
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Aapka Gotra Kya Hai ? – Zakir Hussain, Abhimanyu Singh | Amazon Prime Video


Arey bhaisaab! Namaskar Namaskar Baithiye baithiye Pehechane? Arey hum, Ashwini Pathak aapke chhote bhaiyya Arey! Bohot khushi hui aapse milkar bhaiyya Lekin hum toh aapki khushiyan chheen ne aaye hai Hain? Maane? Maane, toh aap batayenge Ki aakhir kis rishte se aapka beta puri duniya mein yeh gaata phir raha hai ki hum uske sagey chacha hai Criminal mind Pathak pathak hone se chacha-bhatija ho jaate hai kya? Tumhara beta ek criminal hai Aur humari beti ko uthha le gaya, kutta! Aisa bhi toh ho sakta hai ki aapki beti apni marzi se gayi ho Waise bhaisaab Aapka gotra kya hai? Gotra? Bharadwaj Aapka? Hum toh Kaushik hai ji Kaushik Aur aapke dharam patni ka gotra Shut up! Main aap logo ki madat karne ki koshish kar raha hu Aur aap log isse rishtedaari jodna chahate hai? Singham sahab Jaantey ho. Vidhayi ke naam pe hum gundayi nahi karte Kyu? Kyunki hum gunday hai 10 saal se iss area ke MLA hai Agar chahate, toh pure kshetra ki janta ke naam pe dum kar dete, lekin humne aisa nahi kiya Toh, ab tum bhi thoda bohot hilao Haath pair, chalao Aur uss launde ko jaldi se jaldi dhoondlo Kyunki tumse pehle agar hum uss laundey tak pohoch gaye na Toh uski khaal utar vaake, usme bhusa bharwake Sareaam chowhaare par latka denge Chalte hai behena Koi dikkat ki baat nahi hai Sab sahi hoga Chalte hai bhaisaab Jab tak aapka beta nahi milta aap humare mehemaan rahenge Aur agar beta nahi mila Toh inki khaatir daari mein koi kami na rehejaye Warna mere dil ko bohot takleef pohochegi Muje pata hai uske do ande chaare Chal ke dabochte hai

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