Introducing Communist Amazon Echo
Articles,  Blog

Introducing Communist Amazon Echo


AmazonCYKA Alexa, how many teaspoons in a tablespoon? Three equally distributed teaspoons Alexa, put on my Saturday playlist. *BEAUTIFUL ANTHEM OF UNION OF SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLICS* Alexa, volume up *THE ANTHEM KEEPS PLAYING* Alexa, Who is this? The free working people united in servitude to the motherland Not bad Ah, good timing Here you go *Eats the blood of american and Nazi pigs* Enjoying that? *nods head to signify yes* Mom will be pleased Alexa Add stir fry vegetables to my shopping list Sorry but that item is currently out of stock Alexa, what’s on my calendar tomorrow? Tomorrow you have potato field work in the morning Alexa, what’s the weather like tomorrow? There will be a very cold blizzard tomorrow, perfect to deter a German invasion That’s lucky Watch this Alexa Tell us a joke Capitalism is the best economic system Xaxaxaxaxaxaxa *This is best joke* Let the ruling classes tremble at a communistic revolution The proletariats have nothing to lose but their chains They have a world to win Working men of all countries unite Alexa, audio book off Closing the Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx Alexa, living room, lights off *fading to soviet darkness* AmazonCYKA

100 Comments

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *